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~This Is How You Arrive For Jury Duty~

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"A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial."
-Thomas Fuller

Amanda Lepore showed up for Jury Duty in NYC this week in full on bitch goddess mode... Gotta love a bish that oozes glamour even while doing the most dreaded act of civic duty.


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~NO!! NO!! NO!!~

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"Could we teach taste or genius by rules, they would be no longer taste and genius."
-Joshua Reynolds

At least once a day I see a trend fail, style nightmare, makeup disaster, or fashion faux pas. Sometimes I see a few... But lately "hideous" is so prominent that it is almost a trend within itself. Here are a few examples...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Seriously, you're trying too hard...you're doing too much"

This bag is so ugly it actually makes me violent:


A Hello Kitty bong? Really? Is Sanrio in a licensing war with Ed Hardy?


Cigarette butt charms? If you were going for trendy/edgy you failed miserably. Start over.

As If Mocassins weren't ugly enough...

"Vulva" Vaginal Scent? I guess it could be worse...it could be in lotion/creme form.


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~Jeremy Scott Adidas Originals~

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"If a woman wishes to make these laces, and chooses good designs and
does not spend too much time on them, the pastime is a worthy one."
-'The University of Illinois Clothing Club Manual' published in 1926.

I've been over track suits since Bennifer were the "It" couple. but this Jeremy Scott Adidas Original Lace track suit from the 2010 line has me comtemplating a reconciliation. The rest of the collection is kinda fly also...


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~A Shoe Only A Tourist Could Love~


"I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists." -Brigitte Bardot

Shoe brand Geox is launching this limited-edition shoe inspired by the Empire State Building. Omg...if there was a Razzie Award for shoes...we would have a winner. I hate these gaudy heels with a passion and I just know some 19 year old girl from Toledo Ohio is going to buy them and really think she's the shit. Omg...they make me wanna jump off the Empire State building. Actually I retract that... They make me want to THROW someone off the Empire State Building. Oh, and by the way...they are $230. They've got nerve.


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~Glamarazzi Roundup 3-28-10~


"Teamwork divides the task and doubles the success." -Unknown

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Edited by Keedah



This week it's all about beauty! The Glamarazzi ladies are bringing you everything from how to get gorgeous curls to the latest nail trends.





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“Knight and Day” Second Trailer, Starring Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Comes Out

Knight and Day Second Trailer Starring Tom Cruise Cameron Diaz The second trailer for the action-comedy Knight and Day, starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, has been released!

Here is the official synopsis for Knight & Day, which is scheduled to hit theaters on June 25th:

Knight and Day centers on a lonely woman whose seemingly harmless blind date suddenly turns her life upside-down when a super spy takes her on a violent worldwide journey to protect a powerful battery that holds the key to an infinite power source. Grace is playing Diaz's sister, who is getting married, excited that Diaz will take the place of their late father and walk her down the aisle.”

The movie was directed by James Mangold. It was filmed in many locations including Massachusetts, Spain, Austria, and the tropics.

The new trailer for Knight & Day was shown during last night’s Dancing with the Stars. Check out the video clip below:

Usher: OMG Music Video featuring Will.i.am

Usher Performs On ABC's Good Morning America

Usher’s new single entitled “OMG,” off his latest album, Raymond v. Raymond, hit stores today!

The video is a spectacle. It really emphasizes what we love about Usher and the character and the icon that he is, and most importantly, it’s really a video that showcases his superstardom.” said Anthony Mandler, the director of the video, who has worked with Rihanna on a dozen of her videos.

Check out the video of Usher’s new song feat. Will.i.am! below:

Jessica Alba Guest Judge Appearance On Project Runway

2010 Tribeca Film Festival Program Launch Of Tribeca Film New Distribution

Jessica Alba is the latest celebrity to be appearing as a guest judge on Project Runway this week!

The 28-year-old actress will serve as a guest judge on Thursday's episode of the clothing-design competition show, according to Lifetime spokeswoman Kannie Yu LaPack.

She will help judge a challenge in which the remaining six contestants must design an outfit for an "opinionated celebrity," who later revealed to be the show’s host, Heidi Klum.

This season has had other celebrity judges including Nicole Richie, Molly Sims and Lauren Hutton.

Christina Aguilera ‘Not Myself Tonight' Preview Clip

Christina Aguilera Not Myself Tonight Christina Aguilera has released a preview clip of her new single “Not Myself Tonight,” from her new album, Bionic, due out in stores on June 8th. The new song will be released on Tuesday. You can check out the 15-second clip of the new song below:

Hell Laptop For The Deceased in China

Every April 5th is Tomb Sweeping Festival, or Qingming, in the Chinese culture. On the day, the Chinese people go to the cemeteries to clean the graves and burn hell money to the deceased in a tradition that has lasted over more than 2000 years.

In a belief that they should provide the ancestors with everything they will need in the next life, Chinese people have began buying and burning paper replicas of luxury goods like flat screen TVs, mobile phones, BMW and Mercedes cars, or even viagra, condoms, and make-up bar girls [ehh...for the afterlife sex] years before.

But anything else?

With the internet having become an indispensable part of the real life, apparently, Chinese people want their ancestors to surf the net in the underworld also. Not surprisingly, they come out with the paper laptop!

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Above are three pictures showing one of such kind of computers. It was spotted by a Chinese internet user spotted what is called Mingfu Computer [Mingfu, literally as Hell] at a joss paper shop when going to the wet market. He/she posted them in a thread titled Qinming Is Arrving, In The Hell Also Can Surf the Intenet on the forum of 163.com. According to the shortcut icons on its desktop, this hell laptop was "installed" with Microsoft's Windows 98, :-).

Joe Jonas & Demi Lovato American Idol Duet: Joe Jonas & Demi Lovato Performing 'Make a Wave' on American Idol

Joe Jonas and girlfriend Demi Lovato sang together on American Idol last night!

Demi Lovato Strolls Into Church with Boyfriend Joe Jonas!

The new Disney couple performed their duet "Make a Wave" on the American Idol results show on Wednesday night (March 24) in Los Angeles.

The two looked really comfortable with each on stage and even hold hands after the song!

Check out the video of Joe and Demi’s romantic performance on American Idol below:

Pamela Anderson Dancing With the Stars (DWTS) Performance (Video)

Pamela Anderson was paired with her partner Damian Whitewood doing the Cha Cha at the 10th season of Dancing with the Stars last night.

She won over audiences and judges with her $exy moves, scoring 21 (7, 6, and 8) out of 30 point.

Check out the video of Pam’s performance on DWTS below:

~Tina Fey For Esquire Magazine~

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“Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.” -Tina Fey

Tina Fey posed for
Esquire Magazine's April 2010 issue. And all I have to say is ...touché Mz.Fey. I really really didn't think Tina Fey had a sultry or sexy bone in her body and haven't been shy about saying so. I have also taken issue with her red carpet style. I have to admit though...these pix show the funny lady in a whole new light. Hell, she's almost "edgy"...Well...at least she tried. I'm impressed...



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~Lingerie Model Angie Valencia: From "Queen of Coffee" to "Cocaine Baroness"~

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"That's style, flash, pizazz; a little coke money doesn't hurt nobody" -Scarface

Stunning sucessful lingerie model lingerie model Angie Sanselmente Valencia has gone from the runway to just being on the run. From the law. An international arrest warrant has been issued for the beautiful suspected crime lord(ess). This story is just too good...it reads like a novel. A Jackie Collins meets Sparkle Hayter novel. And if there is any justice in the world, Quentin Tarantino will make a movie based on it...

Let me fill you in...

Columbia native Angie Sanselmente Valencia was a highly successful lingerie model and Columbia's "Queen Of Coffee 2000". She was also the girlfriend of a drug a lord named...wait for it...Monster. Yeah, I said Monster. It gets better... Apparently Angie wasn't content simply having a lucrative modeling career and being Monster's arm candy. Nope. She wanted more. She wanted Monster's title. Mz.Valencia left Columbia to move to Argentina where she began her quest to rival her ex lover's drug empire. Fellow lingerie models were used to transport her "product"...calling them "unsuspicious, beautiful angels". The thought of lingerie models globetrotting with kilos of cocaine in their cooters is just too much for me... *dissolves in giggles*. It gets better.... Last December one of her "unsuspicious angels" was caught at the Buenos Aires airport. With 55kg of cocaine...*gulp* Apparently models crack under pressure because her "angel" sang like an anorexic canary. Told authorities EVERYTHING. There has been an arrest warrant and a manhunt ever since. The former "Queen of Coffee" (priceless) is rumored to be in either Mexico or Argentina. The authorities tried to track her thru her Pomeranian lapdog but to no avail ...surprise, surprise. Pomeranian lapdog?! Omg...I can't take it.


"Angie Sanselmente Valencia"

I in no way support criminal behavior and finds the distribution of cocaine morally reprehensible BUT I gotta admit I love that she tried to rival her lovers drug empire instead of just living off his. She's definitely a boss... I actually love the whole story. I mean, a lover named "Monster", models with coke in their derriere, a "Queen of Coffee" turned drug baroness, and a Pomeranian lapdog... They say crime doesn't pay but in this case it certainly entertains.

Read the full story
HERE

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~Desired Address: 885 Third Avenue AKA "The Lipstick Building"~

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“Before I put another notch in my lipstick case, you better make sure you put me in my place.”
-Pat Benatar

I was out and about in NYC the other day. Well... I was actually supposed to be working but told a little fib about needing something from Duane Reade to get outside into the sexy spring weather we have been enjoying on the East Coast...

Anyway...back to topic. I was out and about and was approached by a gentleman named...ummm...oops forgot his name. Not important. (Mean but true) So this fella starts talking to me and I'm doing the usual head nodding and eye rolling I do when utterly not interested. I did hear him say he was a real estate developer though... So when he asked "What does a guy have to do to take you out to dinner?" I responded by saying "Build me a building shaped like a lipstick tube and I'll go to dinner with you"
Him: "I would but it's been done"
Me: "Come again?! Huh?! Where?!"
Him: "53rd and 3rd. 885 Third Avenue to be exact. How have you never heard of it"
Me: "Good question!! Gotta go!!"
Him: "Wait!! Can I have your number?"
***Awkward silence***
Glamour Whore smiles and skips away....

He'll get over it. I had other things on my mind...like researching this mythical "Lipstick Building" he spoke of...



Sure enough...he was correct. And apparently I was the only one who had never heard of it. The building has it own
Wikipedia page!! And it's fabulous... I mean, it doesn't look EXACTLY like a tube of lipstick but it's close enough for me to want to live there. Really really bad. If you ever find yourself outside of 53rd and 3rd be sure to wave to me because I'm sure I'll be there just wishin and hoping... I know...kinda sad but... c'mon!! It's the LIPSTICK BUILDING!!! If ever a place fit for a Glamour Whore...*sigh*



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~SJP -Best In Show At Showest~

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Mr. Big
: Nice dress.
Carrie: Meaning?
Mr. Big: Nice dress.
-
"Sex And The City"

When I saw the Marchesa Fall 2010 collection I was literally speechless. It was that beautiful. But 1 dress in particular stood out...



When I saw this dress I thought "My God!! I wonder who will wear this...and will they be worthy". I have no idea why but the thought never occurred to me that the PERFECT person to wear this dress would be... Sarah Jessica Parker. Of course!! And yes, she did it justice. She looked stunning at the Showest convention in Las Vegas in Marchesa:



SJP also stood out in Lanvin...


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