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~Lingerie Model Angie Valencia: From "Queen of Coffee" to "Cocaine Baroness"~

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"That's style, flash, pizazz; a little coke money doesn't hurt nobody" -Scarface

Stunning sucessful lingerie model lingerie model Angie Sanselmente Valencia has gone from the runway to just being on the run. From the law. An international arrest warrant has been issued for the beautiful suspected crime lord(ess). This story is just too good...it reads like a novel. A Jackie Collins meets Sparkle Hayter novel. And if there is any justice in the world, Quentin Tarantino will make a movie based on it...

Let me fill you in...

Columbia native Angie Sanselmente Valencia was a highly successful lingerie model and Columbia's "Queen Of Coffee 2000". She was also the girlfriend of a drug a lord named...wait for it...Monster. Yeah, I said Monster. It gets better... Apparently Angie wasn't content simply having a lucrative modeling career and being Monster's arm candy. Nope. She wanted more. She wanted Monster's title. Mz.Valencia left Columbia to move to Argentina where she began her quest to rival her ex lover's drug empire. Fellow lingerie models were used to transport her "product"...calling them "unsuspicious, beautiful angels". The thought of lingerie models globetrotting with kilos of cocaine in their cooters is just too much for me... *dissolves in giggles*. It gets better.... Last December one of her "unsuspicious angels" was caught at the Buenos Aires airport. With 55kg of cocaine...*gulp* Apparently models crack under pressure because her "angel" sang like an anorexic canary. Told authorities EVERYTHING. There has been an arrest warrant and a manhunt ever since. The former "Queen of Coffee" (priceless) is rumored to be in either Mexico or Argentina. The authorities tried to track her thru her Pomeranian lapdog but to no avail ...surprise, surprise. Pomeranian lapdog?! Omg...I can't take it.


"Angie Sanselmente Valencia"

I in no way support criminal behavior and finds the distribution of cocaine morally reprehensible BUT I gotta admit I love that she tried to rival her lovers drug empire instead of just living off his. She's definitely a boss... I actually love the whole story. I mean, a lover named "Monster", models with coke in their derriere, a "Queen of Coffee" turned drug baroness, and a Pomeranian lapdog... They say crime doesn't pay but in this case it certainly entertains.

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