This Falls Under: "You're Doing Too Much... Trying Way Too Hard"~

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“Yellow-colored objects appear to be gold” -Aristotle

I was torn when I saw this product... My first reaction was to blog my disdain for such a tacky product and my second was to not give it any press at all. I went with my first reaction... I had to!!! I couldn't keep my disgust to myself. So with out further ado....

Edible Food Bling. Yes, I said EDIBLE FOOD BLING!! WTF!! Really? Seriously?! I can't.... Apparently there was a need for a tasteless (in more ways than 1) gold and silver hued spray that "blings" your food. "Blings your food"?! "Blings"?! That word should be banned from being uttered...

This poor tomato...

I can't... And anyone who can needs to unsubscribe from Glamour Whore asap.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~A Shoe Only A Tourist Could Love~

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"I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists." -Brigitte Bardot

Shoe brand Geox is launching this limited-edition shoe inspired by the Empire State Building. Omg...if there was a Razzie Award for shoes...we would have a winner. I hate these gaudy heels with a passion and I just know some 19 year old girl from Toledo Ohio is going to buy them and really think she's the shit. Omg...they make me wanna jump off the Empire State building. Actually I retract that... They make me want to THROW someone off the Empire State Building. Oh, and by the way...they are $230. They've got nerve.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~I Hate Myself For It...But...I want it. I Want That Lollipop!~

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"Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”
-Grace to Jack "Will & Grace"

I am filled with self-loathing right now. So disgusted with myself. But it is what it is and I am what I am. And what it is is a $26 dollar tacky "Couture" (self proclaimed...) lollipop Kim Kardashian is hawking for "Sugar Company". And what I am is a straight up Glamour Whore that feels $26 dollars is not too much to much to spend on a tacky lollipop. Seriously...tacky. I mean really gaudy. But I want it. Bad. I just can't help myself...



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo