Vicki Vale: A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
Batman: He's psychotic.
Vicki Vale: Some people say the same thing about you.
Batman: What people?
Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
Batman: It's not exactly a normal world, is it?
-"Batman", 1989
2 facts about Glamour Whore:
1) I am completely fascinated by the world of comics and superheros. I've mentioned this in previous posts and even wrote an entire post about how glamorous I find superheroines such as Black Cat, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, etc to be. And I've certainly made no secret of the fact that I find Superheros super sexy...
2) I'm PETRIFIED of umbrellas... Yup. PETRIFIED. I hate them. Have you ever walked down a crowded NYC street on a rainy day?! I can't believe I haven't lost an eye yet... Just thinking about it makes me crazy... *shudders*. Petrified... Seriously. Petrified.
So, you can imagine my ambivalence and confusion when I read about the "Batapluie"...that's French for "Bat-Umbrella". Basically an umbrella in shape of the Batman symbol. Hmmmm.... My initial reaction was "Now that's a sexy umbrella" and then it struck me...an UMBRELLA. Dammit!! Now what...
There's another fact about Glamour Whore I should disclose. Brattiness. Yes, I'm a classic brat. I want what I want when I want it. I'm impossible. I somehow want to own the "Batapluie" while having a fear of umbrellas. How do I do that? How in the world am I going to attain something I desire, a item meant to protect me by the way, that I'm also deathly afraid of?!
Luckily I don't have to worry about that. Apparently the shape of the "Batman Umbrella" makes it almost impossible for it to be effective at protecting you from the rain... LOL!! I mean, that sucks for people that want a Batman umbrella to actually use when it rains. But for me it's.... Genius!! I can purchase my "Batapluie" secure in the knowledge that I cannot take it outside as it is un-effective in weather protection...therefore no chance of taking my or anyone else's eye out. Basically, I'll be making yet another purchase of something that I will not use for it's intended use, I will simply own it just because I want to. Correction: I will own it simply because it's fabulous... and it will live a long happy life safely in my closet. Problem solved.
I love this...lol. I'm such a child...but seriously...look:
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Glamour Whore...xoxo
