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~Jewelry That Speaks For Itself...In My Language~

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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
— Mel Brooks

I was once told "You dress up like a doll but you swear like a sailor!!" and have been accused of having a "potty mouth"...Guilty As Charged!! Yep, I have a foul mouth and I f!ckin like it. And I have found some vulgar accessories that encourage my bad habit...

These cheeky pieces of jewelry let me express my love of vulgarity...f!ckin brilliant.

Wendy Brandes:


Paramorj:


Bona Drag:


Girl Props:


Vanity Profanity:


Personalized Boutique:


Janitor Gurl:


Cupcakes And Mace:

Lochers:


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Jesus Walks...~

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"The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels."
-Malcolm De Chazal

Some of you may be surprised to learn that Glamour Whore belongs to a huge, Sicilian born, extremely catholic family... If I walked into a family gathering with these "Crucifix Heels" they would most likely douse me with holy water and hog tie me to the bed til the priest arrived. And like any good catholic girl gone bad...that makes me want em...BAD.

Holy Heels... Via Luxirare



Now I seriously can't get Kanye's "Jesus Walks" song out of my head right now. I'm going to hell.


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Wow. Branding On A Whole Other Level...And Your Forehead"

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"Your premium brand had better be delivering something special, or it's not going to get the business." ~Warren Buffett

I have a million and one thoughts running through my head right now. Even as I type I still don't know exactly how I feel about this... I'm gonna wing it...

Let's talk branding.


First let's define the word...
Brand(ing): A mark made by burning with a hot iron, as upon a cask, to designate the quality, manufacturer, etc., of the contents, or upon an animal, to designate ownership;

Cattle just came to mind...


I'll get to the point. Central Saint Martins design student Ryan McSorley created, a final project, "Skin By Chanel" is a method to brand your skin with the infamous Chanel "C's". Yes, I'm serious. His theory being, that people who spend the money on Chanel skincare products want the world to know they primp and groom with Chanel. He figures when women (or men) buy a Chanel product, for the most part the world knows due to the logo on the merchandise and he feels you should get the same distinction with your skincare products. He feels it's just another form of product branding..BUT...it is actual branding. How do I feel about this? Hmmmm... I don't know yet.



How it works:
A headband with a silicone Chanel logo on the underside needs to be worn overnight, which then leaves an imprint of said logo visible for up to a few hours. Sounds more like "skin memory" to me. Like when you remove clothing that was a tad tight and have those unsightly marks on your skin for a little while.



I guess I feel it's simply a cute idea. Nothing more, nothing less. However I don't think it's going to be the women who buy and use Chanel skincare products that purchase this system. Nope. It's going to be the teenagers and girls in their early twenties who maybe own 1 Chanel bag (bought by Mom and Dad or a generous boyfriend) and a few Chanel lipglosses that will run around with the Chanel logo imprinted on their forehead...in the suburbs.

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** I feel I should disclaim that I have branded myself in a sense...I have my lip print (my actual lip print) tattooed in pretty hot pink ink on my hip... But that's different!! What?! It is...xoxo

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Is That A Lightsaber In Your Pocket Or You Just Happy To See Me?! -Star Wars Burlesque~

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Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
[lightsabers clash]

-"Star Wars" 1977



La Club "Bordello" transformed into "Mos Eisley Cantina" for a "Tatooine" style burlesque show... Star Wars Burlesque?! Seriously? Really?! Yes. Star Wars strippers... And it's not just Princess Leia....

Princess Leia: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? -"Star Wars" 1977



Nope. It's also Storm Troopers, Darth Vader, Jabba The Hut (so not kidding) meets fishnets, corsets and pasties... Omg...it's like porn for space nerds. Some of it is actually glam and sexy and some of it... Not. So. Much. I mean, Jabba The Hut?! I don't judge...but...I'm just saying...Jabba The Hut?!

"If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit." ―C-3PO "Star Wars" 1977



If this is something that gets a rise out your "lightsaber" then hit up
LA Weekly to find out where and when...

C-3PO: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease
-"Star Wars" 1977



Like I said... I don't judge... That's a lie. If you really get turned on by this...even a little bit...you may be a freak. Which is fine...wave that freak flag proudly, get out some twenties and make it rain on Boba Fett!

"I have no wish to offend the Jedi. This would benefit no one."
―Jabba The Hut "Star Wars" 1977




"Impressive, most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet." -Darth Vader (said to Luke Skywalker) Star Wars 1977

LA WEEKLY

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Glamour Whore...xoxo

~USB Gloves?! Yup...and I Kinda Like Em~

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“It is the unseen, unforgettable, ultimate accessory of fashion that heralds your arrival and prolongs your departure.” -Coco Chanel

I am one of those annoying people that are ALWAYS cold. I am not happy unless it's above 80 degrees. So when I saw these cute USB Gloves that apparently were made for cold offices (NYC is filled with offices like that...) I was thrilled. Developed in Singapore, they do require 2 USB cords. You can purchase them in the fashionable furry winter white or the more neutral black, just please do not forget that you attached to your computer...



Purchase Price: USGlove10 (a set of both hands) 2,980 yen (US$25)
Or for just 1 hand:
USGlove1R (for your right hand) 1,980 yen (US$17)
USGlove1L (left hand only) 1,980 yen.
For more information:
http://asia.cnet.com/

Also available in slippers for your toesies:)
Price: 3,980 yen (US$33.30)



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Random Moment Of Glamour~

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"As for New York City, it is a place apart. There is not its match in any other country in the world." -Pearl S. Buck

I was walking around Gotham tonight...rather aimlessly...and noticed The Empire State Building was lit up in purple tonight. Breathtaking. Fantastical. Whimsical. Brilliant. Glamour. Random. Up High In The Sky.

Just wanted to share...



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo