~File This Under: Luxurious Shit... The $6,400 Toilet~

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“Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.” -Alexander Chase

Yes, I said a $6,400 dollar toilet. Leave it too fancy ass Kohler... The "Numi" toilet is the most high tech :throne" I have ever seen. I'm not even all that fascinated by toilets and even I have to admit I'm impressed. Toilets have generally always been a man's interest. They love them some toilets, I'm convinced that they make all of their major life decisions in the bathroom. So maybe the "Numi" isn't all that extravagant of a purchase. I mean some major thinking and life planning will be occurring on it so I guess it should be as comfortable as possible...

Some of the features of the "Numi" besides looking like a high tech piece of art are:

• A self-cleaning bidet
• Built-in stereo speakers, an FM radio, and a 3.5mm audio-in jack and cradle for iPhones, iPods, or other music players.
• It's own theme song that can play upon entering the bathroom
• Functions are controlled with a full-color touch-screen remote that magnetically docks with a wall-mounted panel
• Seat temperature, a foot warmer that blasts warm air, adjustable position, water pressure and temperature of the extending bidet and a drier with adjustable intensity and temperature are some of the features controlled by the remote.
• A self-opening and closing lid
• A deodorizing element that sucks air from the bowl through a charcoal filter

Damn...it does everything but actually go to the bathroom for you. I want it. I was sold after I read about the theme song...

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Factory Installed Wi-Fi In The Whip?! Put On Your Seatbelt...And A Helmet~

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"Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly. It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service." -Henry Ford

I spend an INSANE amount of time in my car...and I LOVE it. Yup, I love driving...and I love sexy cars. For awhile now I've been coveting a white Audi. Nothing too special I know, I just liked them...

BUT who wants this?



When you could have this?



Sexy right? A ride fit for a Glamour Whore wouldn't you say? Yeah, I agree. However, don't get it twisted... This car is more than just a pretty face...it comes with FACTORY INSTALLED Wi-Fi!!! Oh. My. God. Everyone strap on your safety belts and put on a helmet you may need it as I'm blogging while driving across the George Washington Bridge...lol. Seriously.

Now I don't quite understand all of the computer jargon explaining it all but truth be told, I don't really care how they did it or why it works as long as it does. Basically, from what I could understand, the 2011 Audi A8 will be able to provide wireless internet service via a integrated WLAN module. Passengers will simply need to insert a SIM card to access service and Bluetooth will provide up to 8 simultaneous connections. Omg... That's just sexy. I'm not even going to lie to you, I'm literally turned on a lil bit by this sexy technology advanced piece of machinery...





For those of you that just have to know how it works can look behind the curtain HERE


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Me Thinks Uncle Karl Has Branded Himself A Peeping Tom...And I Like It~

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"Any damn fool can put on a deal, but it takes genius, faith and perseverance to create a brand."
- David Ogilvy

Eres and Karl Lagerfeld have teamed up...to turn us all into peeping toms. And it's BRILLIANT. Sheer genius...pun intended. Uncle Karl photographed the beautiful Eres designs for their online lookbook...then took it to the next level. While perusing the fashions online you can click on any one of the looks to see what the models are wearing UNDERNEATH. Which is stunning Eres undergarments of course...



Go to http://www.eresparis.com/en and click on "PRIVATE CO-BRANDING BY KARL LAGERFELD" to play a little game of peek-a-boo...



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Topshop + Taaz = Virtually Error Proof~

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"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." -Marcus Aurelius


Topshop has teamed up with virtual makeover site Taaz for their new makeup line, offering virtual makeovers to create new looks or to simply ensure the colors/shades you fancy are compatible with your skin tone. It sounds fab and I had fun creating some looks for this post...however...personally as a makeup junkie and professionally as a makeup artist I have some reservations about purchasing color cosmetics without actually seeing it in person beforehand. Too many disappointments... But for those without trust issues, this is a great concept and like I said...it's alot of fun.

I used one of the sites stock photos for the makeovers...

I started with this:


And went on to have some virtual fun...



Topshop Makeup:







Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Diamonds? OH GOD YES!!! YES!!~

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"Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough."

~Mary McLeod Bethune

Every couple of weeks I like to bring you the latest items of the utmost extravagance...usually involving diamonds. It's about that time again...

Some of these are the norm: an outrageously priced diamond adorned bustier, a completely unnecessary but extravagrant diamond iPad cover and...a diamond sex toy. What was that last one? Oh yes. A DIAMOND SEX TOY. Let's start with that one...

The World's Most Expensive Sex Toy:

French jeweler Maison Victor claims to have designed the world's most expensive sex toy. The white gold dildo features a mounted ring made of 117 diamonds equaling 18 carats. Available in a variety of sizes, the exquisite erotic toy comes apart to release the diamond ring. The price? $59,000 I know, sounds kind of outrageous for a dildo... However, many people spend $59,000 or more on diamonds BUT how many of those people can say their purchase gave them an orgasm?

MacBook Air Supreme Ice Edition:

You had to know this was coming. We have seen a diamond TV, diamond cell phones, diamond cell phone covers, hell, even diamond didoes (see above). So you had to know a diamond laptop was coming...especially from Stuart Hughes, who designed this MacBook for Apple. The said laptop is comprised of platinum and 25.5 carats of diamonds in the shape of Apple's logo. This $210,000 MacBook is a limited edition, only 10 will be made. I have always been a PC girl as opposed to a Mac girl but I may be willing to try something new for this MacBook

The World's First Diamond iPad:

This must be a record. The iPad has only been available for maybe a few days, wait...is it even available yet?! Either way, the Mervis Diamond company has already upgraded it with it's diamond version. The $20,000 limited edition gadget is studded with 11.43 carats of damn near flawless diamonds and will be available in June.

$1.3 Million Dollar Diamond Bustier:

Watch out Victoria's Secret, Orra Diamonds has created a stunning bustier loaded with over a million dollars worth of diamonds. Oh how I wish I was disgustingly wealthy, I would buy this decadent bustier along with the diamond studded sex toy... Every Glamour Whore knows that your top should always match your bottoms:)

Now something more affordable...

Diamancel Callus Files:

I love love love pedicures and having my pedicurist tend to my toes with diamond files sounds like something I could never afford. Sounds like it. But it's not. Unaffordable that is. Diamancel has a line of genuine diamond mani-pedi tools that is actually quite attainable and affordable ($38). And quite effective from what I've heard. I cannot wait to order mine... You can find these fab files at Sephora.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~More Fabulous Technology...Vivienne Tam's HP "Butterfly Lovers" Digital Clutch Laptop~

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"To me, butterflies symbolize LOVE, FREEDOM,
INDEPENDENCE and TRANSFORMATION.
Together we bring life, color and personality to the
computer world, creating fashionable technology for
modern women."
-Vivienne Tam



I thought I loved my sleek black HP Mini Notebook...but I really didn't know what love was. Vivienne Tam's "Butterfly Lovers" Digital Clutch Laptop by Hewlett-Packard taught me what love is... It's what is causing this URGENT need to possess this ASAP. So gorgeous...




Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~"The Digital Cosmetic Mirror" I Need To Start Shopping In Japan~

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"Kachou Fuugetsu" Literally: Flower, Bird, Wind, Moon
Meaning: Experience the beauties of nature, and in doing so learn about yourself.

Japanese based cosmetics company Shiseido has developed a new technique for trying out cosmetics before purchasing that is genius...



"The Digital Cosmetic Mirror" makes it possible to try on different shades of products without ever having to even apply the tester. The mirror/camera scans and photographs your face, then use the touch-screen to play with different products and colors. See the results instantly. Instead of at home after you've already pictured yourself looking gorgeous in that new pink lipstick only to get home and find out...not so gorgeous.



The system even makes recommendations... Brilliant.
See a demonstration...


Now if only we had this in the US...

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Michael Bay Directs A "Victoria Secret" Mini-Movie~

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“In advertising, not to be different is virtual suicide.” -William Bernbach

Michael Bay, the mastermind director behind blockbuster action flicks such as Armageddon, The Rock, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen...to name a few...can add another title to his resume: "Commercial Director". Don't get it twisted though...it's not your average commercial. It's a Victoria Secret's commercial and like his films... it's action packed. Mr.Bay just raised the bar on advertising...way high. Super high. I am not even a fan of Victoria Secrets and I'm in awe... It's groundbreaking for advertising...and in my opinion, a sign that an end to the recession maybe in sight. When companies start spending money like this on a commercial/advertising...it's a good sign. And this "mini-movie" has $$$$$ written all over it... Have a look.




Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo