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~Now These Are Beauty Queens Bitchessssss...The New Look Of The Miss USA Pageant~~

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"They always say the Miss America Pageant isn't a beauty contest, it`s really a scholarship program. If that`s the case, why don`t we just put all the contestants on "Jeopardy!"and pick Miss America that way? At least you get the smartest one."
-Jay Leno

The population of the world of beauty pageants has their full back, plain white panties in a twist over the press photos of this years Miss USA contestants. They have been labeled "racy" and *gasp* "provocative"...oh dear. Lol.. The "Waking Up In Vegas" themed photos, shot by pageant photographer Fadil Berisha, were described by one publication as making the girls look like "slutty pussycat dolls"...WOW!!!! All that?!

Ok, you know what I'm gonna say...SHUT UP!!! Yeah, you heard me, if you don't like the pictures it's because you can only relate to the helmet headed, full one piece bathing suit wearing Breck girls of the past that looked like their goal in life was to win the keys to a Windstar mini-van and marry someone who could get them a membership at the local "club". These women are actually beautiful, sexy and most importantly, they look unattainable (as Miss USA should look...). Don't get it twisted this is a BEAUTY pageant and I'm glad they have dropped the facade of it being anything else. So sorry if they make some women feel inferior...get over it. If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure they were thinking about saving puppies, the Special Olympics and world peace while they were getting their lips glossed to perfection and putting on their fishnets...

Have a look at the new image of the
Miss USA Pageant:



And a special shout out to MISS CONNECTICUT!!!! Mz.Ashley Bickford! Good Luck!!!!



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